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Roger Miller
"I'd Come Back To Me" lyrics

I'd Come Back To Me

Well, if birds flew underwater
If a dollar bill was a dime
Boy wouldn't things be crazy
But maybe then you'd come around some time
If steamships flew the skyways
And honey wasn't made by the bee
If black was blue
If I was you
I'd come back to me

There's no way for you to know
How much that I miss you so
The world'd have to turn outside in
For you to ever be mine again

Well now if airplanes all flew backwards
And the moon was at the bottom of the sea
If one was two
If I was you
I'd come back to me

What if everything got reversed
Poor folks ate caviar
And rich folks took to riding
On Santa Fe boxcars
My hopes for your returning
Look hopeless as can be
If one was two
If I was you
I'd come back to me

There's no way for you to know
How much that I miss you so
The world'd have to turn outside in
For you to ever be mine again

Well now if polar bears wore derbies
And penguins ivy league
If R was U
If I was you
I'd come back to me

If one was two
If I was you
I'd come back to me

If egg was foo
If I was you
You'd be too young for me