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Simon and Garfunkel
"Punky's Dilemma" lyrics

Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floating in my bowl taking movies
Relaxing awhile
Living in style
Talking to a raisin
Who occasionally plays LA
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
About to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Coming up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

Ah, South California

If I became a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin"

Old Roger draft dodger
Leaving by the basement door
Everybody knows
What he's tippy-toeing down there for